<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920</id><updated>2012-02-16T21:13:21.590-05:00</updated><category term='mastiff shenanigans'/><category term='mastiff'/><category term='reading'/><category term='when you like cheese too much'/><category term='overeating'/><category term='80s commercials'/><category term='books'/><category term='dogs'/><category term='writer'/><category term='poets'/><category term='ads'/><category term='bulldoggery'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='joan didion'/><category term='why do dogs eat flowers'/><category term='weight watchers dropout'/><category term='book'/><category term='blog'/><category term='hank'/><category term='chloe'/><category term='essay'/><category term='the year of magical thinking'/><category term='novel'/><category term='creative writing'/><category term='slouching toward bethlehem'/><category term='frustrated writer'/><category term='the second coming'/><category term='poetry'/><category term='tv'/><category term='bulldog'/><category term='writing'/><category term='wb yeats'/><category term='memoir'/><title type='text'>Random Musings</title><subtitle type='html'>Random musings from a frustrated writer living in the corporate world.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-7908449169766744640</id><published>2009-10-01T13:03:00.005-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T13:13:57.067-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bulldog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mastiff'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chloe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bulldoggery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs'/><title type='text'>Hank the Tank</title><summary type='text'>In July our dear bulldog, Stella, passed away due to an unexpected heart attack.  She was only three.  Our other dear pup, Chloe, the reddish-colored French Mastiff, was heartbroken by the loss of her companion.  We were not yet ready for another dog.  It was too soon - but as time went by we knew that Chloe needed a companion and that we needed a bulldog in our life (doesn't everybody?).  Hank </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/7908449169766744640/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=7908449169766744640' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/7908449169766744640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/7908449169766744640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2009/10/hank-tank.html' title='Hank the Tank'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SsThZ8jyncI/AAAAAAAAADU/-a3zdndCDo4/s72-c/chloestella2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-2164689516989471476</id><published>2009-10-01T12:16:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-01T12:18:02.634-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='blog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='frustrated writer'/><title type='text'>Posting Again</title><summary type='text'>So I have been trying to decide what kind of blog I want to write and I am guessing if I can't decide, this sort of random one makes sense.  Right?Maybe I've had bloggers block for some time.  Whatever the case is, I'm back.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/2164689516989471476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=2164689516989471476' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/2164689516989471476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/2164689516989471476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2009/10/posting-again.html' title='Posting Again'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-1267884714550221810</id><published>2008-05-30T12:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-30T12:05:14.091-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bulldoggery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mastiff shenanigans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why do dogs eat flowers'/><title type='text'>Petunias are not food!</title><summary type='text'>Stop eating my petunias!Day 1:  Sunday, May 25, 2008:  Flowers and trees are planted in terracotta pots.Day 2:  Monday, May 26, 2008:  Flowers remain intact.  Dogs seem to enjoy the backyard ambiance.Day 3:  Tuesday, May 27, 2008:  Rain, dogs cannot go out to play.Day 4:  Wednesday, May 28, 2008:  Last night's storm seems to have knocked around potted petunias.  Plants are repotted, but despite </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/1267884714550221810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=1267884714550221810' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/1267884714550221810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/1267884714550221810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2008/05/petunias-are-not-food.html' title='Petunias are not food!'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-3437419691042687608</id><published>2008-05-27T10:14:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-27T10:28:43.954-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='overeating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='when you like cheese too much'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weight watchers dropout'/><title type='text'>It's Mon--- er--- Tuesday!</title><summary type='text'>So, it's the first day of the workweek after a three-day weekend and I keep having to remind myself that's it's Tuesday.  Not exactly rocket science to figure out but it does mess up my week a little bit.  Not to mention, I practically ate myself into a coma this Memorial Day weekend. Pizza (and the fresh mozzarella kind from Goodfellas, with sausage and peppers as toppings), Wendy's (at least it</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/3437419691042687608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=3437419691042687608' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/3437419691042687608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/3437419691042687608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2008/05/its-mon-er-tuesday.html' title='It&apos;s Mon--- er--- Tuesday!'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-2287209391166568376</id><published>2008-05-25T00:58:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-25T01:04:32.882-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean!</title><summary type='text'>While we're on the subject of advertising....Friday evening car pool.  Your common ordinary frogs on the street are trying to remember the product name in "The Muppets Take Manhattan."  Ah, Ocean Breeze soap.  Thanks, Dave.So, I watch the following clip I remember from my childhood."You mean just say what the product does?  Why, no one's ever tried that!"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/2287209391166568376/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=2287209391166568376' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/2287209391166568376'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/2287209391166568376'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2008/05/ocean-breeze-soap-will-get-you-clean.html' title='Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean!'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-4306077565093073356</id><published>2008-05-23T15:03:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-23T15:09:22.288-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advertising'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ads'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='80s commercials'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tv'/><title type='text'>Advertising: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. Part 1 of a Multi-part series</title><summary type='text'>Commercials: Ones I love, and ones I hate.                                                                                                          I am not sure why I think so much about commercials. Maybe it's because I used to work in advertising and I really enjoy the field. Maybe it's because I DVR every show I like and find myself actually watching the commercials. Perhaps, it's just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/4306077565093073356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=4306077565093073356' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/4306077565093073356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/4306077565093073356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2008/05/advertising-good-bad-and-ugly-part-1-of_23.html' title='Advertising: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. Part 1 of a Multi-part series'/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-253711126338864920.post-9077302459977065722</id><published>2008-05-16T16:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-16T17:17:17.058-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the second coming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wb yeats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='memoir'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='joan didion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reading'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='slouching toward bethlehem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the year of magical thinking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='novel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='writing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='essay'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='book'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creative writing'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Reading.Ah, yes.  Reading.                                        Maybe it's a simple joy, but nothing really compares to spending some time alone with a good - er, great - book, article, journal, newspaper, magazine.Oh yeah, and maybe a great blog.  (There are a few out there.)  Although I still love the feel of paper beneath my fingers when I want to read, I must confess that most of my writing</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/feeds/9077302459977065722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=253711126338864920&amp;postID=9077302459977065722' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/9077302459977065722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/253711126338864920/posts/default/9077302459977065722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://christmasjenkins.blogspot.com/2008/05/reading.html' title=''/><author><name>Jenkins</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SDwRUx1_KVI/AAAAAAAAABo/xfo_1IP5h_o/S220/yelpavatar.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B01radXh5Lc/SC35KMEB1zI/AAAAAAAAAAs/YBzL2wljews/s72-c/bookcov200.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
